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| Matt Hasselbeck taking time from his busy week, rocks a Cameo spot on Southpark. |
This Weeks Matchups
ARI @ SEA | CIN @ ATL |
BUF @ BAL | SF @ CAR |
WAS @ CHI | JAC @ KC |
PIT @ MIA | CLE @ NO |
STL @ TB | PHI @ TEN |
OAK @ DEN | NE @ SD |
MIN @ GB | NYG @ DAL |
| Sorry Bro, 1-5. |
1). Dallas will be 1-5. Writing that sentence down just feels great. There are just too many Dallas fans in this world and they need to feel just how I have felt the last two seasons as a dedicated Hawk fan. What defines a dedicated fan, you say? A dedicated fan will defend their team, when up against all odds. A dedicated fan looks forward to the each and every season, regardless of the previous season. A dedicated fan can not be bought, especially when playing Fantasy (sit your divisional rivaled players when playing your team).
| 85 + 81 = 166 yds, between these two. |
3.) Seattle take 1st place in the Division. For me, this pick is like picking Baltimore to beat Buffalo. Seattle is just going to look that good. Yeah, Arizona has had an extra week to prepare for us, but Max Hall is no Kurt Warner, yet. He has a lot to prove, and will not be able to do it for his 9th quarter in the NFL at Quest. Sorry buddy, you lose.
| Yes, In his Face!!! |
Why not post one more video for good measures: GO HAWKS!!!
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1) Denver over Oakland. Closer then the experts think but the Kyle Orton has it going on this week.
ReplyDelete2) Baltimore over Buffalo. Ravens fly the way to a victory, as in Flacco goes over 250 in passing yards.
3) New Orleans over Cleveland. Saints get on track early and dont look back even though McCoy starts to shine as a rookie QB looking for fan club. He is no Drew Brees.
UPSET:
Arizona over Seattle. Max Hall doesn't have to play well for the defense takes care of things for him. Hasselback throws 3 picks including one for TD!
Lets go Seahawks!
ReplyDelete1)Washington over Chicago. The Redskins have been in a lot of close games with some good teams this season. The Bears are overrated and will show yet again that they suck. Lets see if Cutler can survive another week.
2)Minnesota over Green Bay. Green bay is missing players left and right. Aaron Rodgers has to carry the load and he cant do it for more than one half. Brett Favre is playing his 119th game at Lambeau Field. This is a Favre type of game and I see him showing up to play.
3) Seattle dominate weaksauce Arizona. The Seahawks picked up their first road win of the season last week and come home for the debut of beast mode at Qwest Field. Hasselbeck is finding his rhythm with Mike Williams, Deon Butler and John Carlson. Arizona might have negative overall yardage.
Big balls pick of the week: Miami over Pittsburgh. Bill Parcells has left the building but Miami still has a “Tuna Surprise” for the Steelers. Rothlisberger is playing his first road game of the season, which means he is going to be busy harassing local waitresses and not focusing on the game. I am glad he is back because I enjoy watching him get sacked.
Alright peeps… Seems like a fun little game you all are playing so I’ve elected to chime in (and likely dominate). A few things you need to be aware of: 1) I’m a genius. 2) I have John Clayton on speed dial; we’re basically BFFs. 3) I want the ball and I’m gonna score. That said, here’s who I like this week:
ReplyDelete1) What better way to get this party started than with a cliché homer pick? SEATTLE over ARIZONA. As a Seattle sports fan this is the type of game that scares me s---less. I won’t go on a tirade as it’s not good for my blood pressure but the point is – Seattle franchises have an innate ability to simply fail to show up in big/must win games. Plain and simple. However, insert Max Hall. A road game for an undrafted rookie signal caller in an environment such as Qwest Field? Child please.
2) Since this is my debut I’ll throw up the gimme to get things started on the right foot. BALTIMORE over BUFFALO. Buffalo is horrible. Flacco has a sweet uni-brow (aka “The Raven”). Moving on.
3) I’ll be a little less conservative on this last one (NO over CLE) but not too reckless. DENVER over OAKLAND. As a Colorado native and having read Raider Nation’s rant from last week I’ve gotta give some love to the Broncos. Al Davis is crazier than DiCaprio in Shutter Island. Seriously.
UPSET:
Favreknuckle rolls into Lambeau Field and does it again. MINNESOTA over GREEN BAY. The Packers are too dinged up on both sides of the ball and the dirty pic textin’, Wrangler wearin’, INT throwin’ ol’ man always shines against his former team. Greg Jennings will post a good day for your FFB team but it won’t be enough. Expect Moss to score but don’t expect him to pull a repeat of the moon job he busted out in 2005. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw)
You heard it here first.
"The" Picks of the week:
ReplyDelete1) Baltimore over Buffalo. This is really a no brainer because Buffalo sucks...
2) New Orleans over Cleveland. Colt McCoy as an NFL starting QB is laughable at best. The opportunistic Saints D will outscore Clevelands offense by themselves.
3) Seattle over Arizona. Qwest field is a tough place to play for veteran QB's like SD's Philip Rivers. Toss a no talent rookie like Max Hall into the Thunderdome and the outcome won't be pretty. Seahawks roll to 4-2 by way of 15 false start/ delay of game penalties against AZ.
Upset Special!!!
St Louis over Tampa Bay. Sam Bradford is coming into his own and the Bucs can't stop anyone! Steven Jackson (Another Predator lookalike) Is still one of the best players in the game and will expose Tampa's soft run defense. Rams over Bucs by a TD.
3PU week 7
ReplyDeleteIm going to start off by saying whats up Mr Dill? Welcome man.
1. My first pick won’t be Baltimore winning over Buffalo. It will be them dominating. My prediction is that they will not only win but they will cover the 13 point spread. Sorry Bills fans but you are better off watching college football to determine who you would like to pick as the number 1 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft.
2. Tennessee over Philly. This game will come down to the wire. I think that this will be an awesome game but Chris Johnson will end up being too much for Philly to handle. Ten defense will frustrate Kolb, especially if he doesn’t have Jackson and they will control the Time of Possession with their ground game.
3. Seattle Over Arizona. This one won’t even be close. The Seahawks new awesome pass rush and the 12th man will confuse and frustrate rookie QB Max Hall all day. ET will phone a Hall pass home this week. AZ will have no running game against the number 2 ranked rushing defense in the NFL. Offensively for the Hawks, will be in BEAST MODE and we will see Mike Williams get his first TD of the year. (Maybe a one handed grab in the back of the end zone like at USC). Welcome to the rainy city Zona and the noise of the 12th MAN.
Upset Alert
Dallas over New York Giants
Dallas is in a must win situation. They are on Monday night football and playing at home. They looked better while still losing last week in Minn. I really believe if Wade Phillips wants to keep his job they have to win this game. Jerry Jones can say to the media that Wade is not in trouble of losing it. But we all Jones, Wade losses he will be out in Big D.
Caution! "RaiderNation" is in the house again this week, and don't think just because Oakland let San Fran slip by them last week, I'm going to come in here with my tail between my sexxy white thighs. I got a real beef with all you experts who are picking heavily favored teams to win at home against major point spread underdogs. Your the kind of guy that likes to "fluff" his record just like you "fluff" your wiener before heading into the locker room shower. Guess what, your wiener is small and we all know it just like we know you cant pick a close game. Ha. Another thing, picking an upset means picking a team to win who is NOT favored to win. Example, picking San Fran to beat Oakland when San Fran is the points favorite and playing at home is not an upset pick. That is called "fluffing". Now, I have some chores to get to around the house so here's a quick rundown of my 3PU.
ReplyDelete1) New England will travel across the country to kick San Diegos ass. Hard, and SD is favored, but that's not my upset.
2)Atlanta is going to beat Cinci. I might even play Matt Ryan in fantasy this week to jinx him and make the game closer.
3)The Buccaneers are going to lose to the Rams at home. Sam Bradford is a stud in the making.
Upset pick-
Who else? Oakland takes it to the mile high city and beats Denver.
Hello everyone! This is my first week joining you all, so let's make this a winner! There are so many obvious lop-sided games this week, I am going to try and pick the closer ones!
ReplyDelete1. Seattle over Arizona. Just like everyone else, I HAD to pick our hoemtown team, especially at home. With a monumental win on the road last week (first outside the division since 2007??), Seattle takes the momentum home and dominates the Cards by at least 10 points.
2. New England over San Diego. I know SD is favored here, but c'mon....no Gates, no Floyd, and possibly no Naanee = no win. Phillip Rivers may put up yards, but won't score a whole lot without his 3 top targets. And I hate NE.
3. Minnesota over Green Bay. Favre is going through another scandal/personal problem which means he's poised to put up like 400 yards and a few TD's again, right? Maybe not, but with Harvin finally breaking out last week, and Moss able to catch any toss-up, Favre may start smiling more this week.
My upset pick:
Cincinnati over Atlanta. T.O. has been behaving and performing well for Cincy the last 2 games and Ochocinco is DUE for a breakout game after being held in check most of the season. He sent the Atlanta Defense all Mad Chad t-shirts this past week and he will come out mad as hell. He scores at least once.
I'm in a wonderful place after watching Notre Dame lose to Navy at the Meadowlands. On the bright side, I can say that I was present for the Waterloo of the Brian Kelly era. C'est le vie, you fat faced shanty, spread loving Irish Mick. Now onto my picks. There are some amazing matchups this week in the parity-NFL. I will follow my tradition of two favorites, one player performance, and an upset:
ReplyDelete(1) New Orleans over Cleveland. The Saints are talented and struggling, the Browns are absolutely abyslam, and the game is in NO---should be a comfortable win for Brees and Bush (no?) and Julius Jones.
(2) Ravens over Bills: Ray Rice and Joe Flaccid, who should stay out of trouble and wear down a sickeningly bad team.
(3) I've taken advantage of two easy matchups, so I think I should go out on a limb: Adrian Peterson will be held under 90 rushing yards against Green Bay. I can't justify this intellectually, because he should get 25 carries, but fuck him, it's gonna happen.
(Upset): Carolina over SF. Two mongoloids trying to hump a doorknob, but there happen to be two excellent RBs on Carolina, and Matt Moore will make a triumphant return not fucking up to beat another terrible team.
Hank Evans out
Bunch of "fluffers"! Picking Baltimore over Buffalo and New Orleans over Cleveland. No shit they're going to win. That's like predicting there's going to be a football game on Sunday. Cowards.
ReplyDeleteAyan12j, your the biggest "fluffer of them all! Look at those piks, what did you do, go down the line and pick the games with the biggest point spreads? Then you pick Arizona to beat Seattle as your upset on a Seahawks biased website. You sir are a moron and should spend some time looking at yourself in the mirror asking why nobody respects you.
Nice Don, way to express yourself and not sound like a dick. Jonesy, don't listen to cold black heart, he is just mad he about his struggling Raiders (before todays game), fantasy team, and being an Unranked Beaver. But with a Oakland having a blowout against a division rival (broncos), I bet he will turn back into the gentle giant. Good week guys, can't wait for recapitation.
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